HAIR CRUSH: LORDE

I love cool hair.

Just gotta put that out there.

Have an afro, I'm loving it.

A giant spike? Raving.

Mohawk, dip dye, rainbow hued, super long, crazy curls, 

silky straight, coiled, I don't care, 

I love it all.

Especially because my hair is super duper boring. 

It's brown and it's relatively straight,

minus a few waves hidden in the depths

of my mid length mane.

So for someone who suffers from sucky straight hair syndrome,

it is fairly obvious what kind of hair

I love and want for my own.

As always with hair, you want the exact opposite

of what the good Lord (I promise you that

isn't a pun)gave you.

So if your hair is straight, of course you want curly, 

and vice versa.

And my favourite type of hair,

is a curly wurly lions mane of twists, coils, spirals

and waves. Basically, I want Lorde's hair.

I mean c'mon, isn't it just amazing? 

And I used to have hair like 

hers when I was teeny tiny, but puberty swept in 

and changed all that.

And now I have boring hair.

I know, it's a terrible tragedy.

But back to what I was saying,

did I mention that I also want to be Lorde?

Because she's the same age as me, and she is so much more talented than me.

So much so that I want to climb under a rock and eat

Galaxy chocolate continuously

for oooh at least 24 hours to make

 myself feel better.

It's a tough life.

I'll be back when I make a single

and it has 7 trillion views on You Tube

and is no1 on the Billboard Charts

and my hair is curly.

LORDE, ROYALS 

(AKA. perfection)