BRIT AWARDS 2014 ( WHAT A BANGER)

The Brit Awards last night.

Wow. Wow. Wow.

A real corker slash banger of a show.

The huge array of star studded guests, the insane

line up of live acts, amazing fashion, deserving winners...

It was just SO GOOD!

I can't think of adjectives that do it justice!

Us Brits can be a mardy bunch at the best of times, but

we sure as hell know how to put on an epic show when

we want to, and I'm pretty sure we're all party

animals at heart.

Because how that show could be better, I just do

not know!

  

Opening with Arctic Monkeys (I luv u) who won the double

again, Best British Group & Album, Katy Perry's

'my paints have exploded' super colourful performance,

my absolute fave BEYONCE(oh yah baby) looking sublime in 

that gorgeous gorgeous turquoise sequin dress...

The collabs with Lorde & Disclosure, Ella Eyre

(wow that jumpsuit) & Rudimental with Bastille, 

Ellie Goulding and her drums, Bruno Mars shaking his 

hips, as he does, AND NILE ROGERS AND

PHARRELL TOPPING THE EVENING OFF with an EPIC MIX

of some of their insane hits. 

Oh, and not to mention DAVID BOWIE winning Best British

Male (the oldest recipient) AND sending KATE MOSS,

as you do, to go collect and in doing so kindly

request Scotland to 'stay with us'. 

AND there was Al Turner's drunken acceptance speech about

good old Rock and Roll:

"That Rock & Roll. It just won't go away. It might hibernate form time to 

time, sink back into the swamp, I think the cyclical nature in the universe 

in which it exists demands it adheres to some of its rules. But it's always waiting there just around the corner ready to make its way back through the sludge and smash through the glass ceiling looking better than ever. 

'Yeah that rock and roll it seems like it's fading away sometimes but it'll 

never die and there's nothing you can do about it.

'Thank you very f***ing much for this, I do truly appreciate it. Don't take 

that the wrong way. Invoice me for the microphone if you need to."

Wow. What an evening.

THE WINNERS

British Male Solo Artist: David Bowie

British Female Solo Artist: Ellie Goulding

British Group: Arctic Monkeys

British Breakthrough Act: Bastille

Critics' Choice (already awarded): Sam Smith

British Single: Rudimental featuring Ella Eyre - Waiting All Night

British Album Of The Year: Arctic Monkeys - AM

British Video Of The Year: One Direction - Best Song Ever

International Male Solo Artist: Bruno Mars

International Female Solo Artist: Lorde

International Group: Daft Punk

Global Success Award: One Direction